My favorite day of the week is Saturday. On Saturday mornings I begin a ritual of a day of nakedness that I have lovingly named Naked Saturday. It is a wonderful day of freedom from the ‘bindings’ of the work week. Here are a few rules and tips:
- Socks are allowed in cooler weather – but only on your feet.
- If you order a pizza for delivery you will need to provide a HUGE tip.
- No ironing! Nipple burns do NOT heal quickly.
- Kittens are forbidden pets.
- Do not fry bacon (same reason as in no ironing).
- In the winter time, folding clothes fresh from the dryer may create ...uh…warm feelings.
- Stay away from mirrors!
- If someone asks you to do something on a Saturday that you do not want to do you can honestly reply, “I’m sorry, I have plans on Saturday.”
- No drinking of alcoholic beverages because it is highly possible that you may take the trash out without thinking about it… or move a water sprinkler…or lock yourself out of the house.
- And most importantly; if visitors should unexpectedly arrive you must be prepared to never see them again.
I just LOVE Naked Saturday!
